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Jaswinder Singh Baidwan

Akhran da mureed
Staff member
Lao bai mittro, mein apne purane kuch CID joke aithe compile kitte ne, hope you will like....

You may post your CID jokes also :hassa

A for apple
B for banana...
wah wah

Gaur farmaiyega

A for apple
B for banana...



Daya,, hum ise jinda pakdenge,, goli mat chalana......
 

Jaswinder Singh Baidwan

Akhran da mureed
Staff member
Bas mehboob ki "haan", ashiq ko har sawal mein chahiye,,,
Bas mehboob ki "haan", ashiq ko har sawal mein chahiye,,,

Dr. saulankee, dead body ki report humein kal tak har haal mein chahiye......
 

Jaswinder Singh Baidwan

Akhran da mureed
Staff member
Le chalo humein sitaro pe hawa ka rukh mod do
le chalo humein sitaro pe hawa ka rukh mod do

daya, andar qaatil chupa hai, ye darwaaza tod do
 

Jaswinder Singh Baidwan

Akhran da mureed
Staff member
New lux ad:
sone se bhi sona lage, slona mera yaar hai
sone se bhi sona lage, slona mera yaar hai

tum mano ya na mano daya, ye topi wala hi gunehgaar hai..




:hassa
CID goes 2 IPL

IPL ka nasha logon pe chaa rha hai
IPL ka nasha logon pe chaa rha hai

Abhijeet ye watchman zarur humse kuch chupa raha hai......
 

Jaswinder Singh Baidwan

Akhran da mureed
Staff member
Ishq k aage rasmo ka kab chala zor hai.......
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Ishq k aage rasmo ka kab chala zor hai.......
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Daya, is aadmi ko chod do,, mujhe lagta hai qaatil koi aur hai........

:lol2 :lol2



Beth kar mehbboba ki zulfon k saaye mein aisa josh aaya
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Beth kar mehbboba ki zulfon k saaye mein aisa josh aaya
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Daya, mujhe fone kr k btana jab is mareez ko hosh aaya...

:hassa
 

Jaswinder Singh Baidwan

Akhran da mureed
Staff member
:lol2

Jisne ki bewafai humse, kisi ne to uska bhi dil toda hoga....
Jisne ki bewafai humse, kisi ne to uska bhi dil toda hoga....

Daya, dhundo, qaatil ne koi to suraag choda hoga.........
 

Jaswinder Singh Baidwan

Akhran da mureed
Staff member
:hassa :lol2 :lol
Ishq ki khushiyon mein, har koi involve nhi ho sakta.
Ishq ki khushiyon mein, har koi involve nhi ho sakta.

Daya, lagta hai ye case solve nhi ho sakta........
 

Jaswinder Singh Baidwan

Akhran da mureed
Staff member
:lol2
kar k dekho ishq, jannat ka saroor aayega....

kar k dekho ishq, jannat ka saroor aayega....


Daya, yahin intzaar kro, qaatil saboot mitaane wapis zaroor aayega.
 

Jaswinder Singh Baidwan

Akhran da mureed
Staff member
Bas mehboob ki "haan", ashiq ko har sawal mein chahiye,,,
Bas mehboob ki "haan", ashiq ko har sawal mein chahiye,,,

Dr. saulankee, dead body ki report humein kal tak har haal mein chahiye......
 

Jaswinder Singh Baidwan

Akhran da mureed
Staff member
Ishq khel maut kaa, naa ye khel khelo
Ishq khel maut kaa, naa ye khel khelo

Fedrick, hum koi suraag dhundhte hain, tb tk tum khoon k namoone lelo.
 

Jaswinder Singh Baidwan

Akhran da mureed
Staff member
:lol2
Chanchal chandni ko chand sata rha hai..

Chanchal chandni ko chand sata rha hai..


ACP Bole -
Daya n abhijeet pta kro, hum par itne jokes kaun bna rha hai ..
 

Jaswinder Singh Baidwan

Akhran da mureed
Staff member
ISHQ mein khote hain sab,, kabhi kisi ne kuch nhi paaya.
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ISHQ mein khote hain sab,, kabhi kisi ne kuch nhi paaya.
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Daya, pta kro kya chakkar hai,, aaj hum pe JB ne joke kyu nhi banaya....
 

Jaswinder Singh Baidwan

Akhran da mureed
Staff member
hum se hai zamana, zamane se hum nhi..
hum se hai zamana, zamane se hum nhi..
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Daya, is case mein kuch damm nhi..
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