Chintu Jokes

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The He4rt H4ck3r
Chintu got the fourth child.
He fills data in the birth certificate.

“Mother: Indian.
Father: Indian.
Kid: Chinese.”


“How come you write “Chinese” when both parents are Indian?”

” Aah, read a newspaper, it says that every 4th person born on the Earth now is a Chinese.”



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Judge: You are charged with throwing your mother-in-law out of your fourth-story window.

Chintu : I did it without thinking, your Honor.




Judge: Thats no excuse! Don’t you see how dangerous it might have been for anyone passing by at the time? :mad


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Sabse masoom dhamki: Jab chor chori karke ghar se bhaag raha tha,
tab bachcha jaag gaya aur bola, “Mera school bag bhi le ja KAMINEY warna” mummy ko jaga dunga.”
 
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