Chandu & Nandu.......
Chandu's cow was very sick. So he went and asked Nandu, `What Ayurvedic medicine did you give your cow when she was so sick that time?'
`Ammoniac mixed with liquor,' replied Nandu.
Chandu then used Nandu's Ayurvedic remedy on his cow, but the cow died after two days.
Chandu then went to complain to Nandu, `What kind of medicine you told me about? My cow died.' Chandu then replied, `So did mine.'.....