Chaalu lagti hai

Saini Sa'aB

K00l$@!n!
Ek din 1 lady tota(parrot) kharidane gyi.

Lady-iski kya khasiyat hai?

Dukandar-ye bolta hai.

Lady ne Tote se pucha- main kaisi lagti hu?

Tota- saali chaalu lagti hai!

Lady-ye to bahot badtamiz tota hai.

Dukandar use andar le gaya aur zor se pani me duba k pucha, bol ab gaali dega?

Tota-nahi kabhi nahi.

Lady is bar puchti hai: agar mere ghar pe 1aadmi aye toh tum kya sochoge?

Tota: apka pati.

Lady: agar 2aadmi aye toh?

Tota: apka pati aur dever

Lady-agar 3?

Tota-pati, dever aur bhai.

Lady-agar 4?

Tota-pani le aao bhai aur duba lo, maine to pehle hi kaha tha “saali chaalu lagti hai.”lol..
 
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