A soldier stationed in Iraq recently received a letter from his
girl friend back home. It read as follows:
I can no longer continue our relationship.The distance between us is
just too great. I'm sorry. I have found someone else here.
Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.
The soldier,with hurt feelings,asked his fellow soldiers for any
snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters or ex-girlfriends.
In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures
of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos
in that envelope along with this note:
I'm so sorry,but I can't quite remember who the hell you are.
Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.