Best Forward E-mail....
I want to thank all my friends and other unknown people who have
forwarded chain letters to me in 2003, 2004 & 2005 and 2006.
Because of your kindness:
I stopped drinking Coca-Cola after I found out that it's good only for
I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected
I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they
I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to
stupid number and then I get a phone bill from hell with calls to
Singapore and Tokyo.
I also stopped drinking water outside for fear that I will get
the rat shit and urine.
When I go to parties, I don't look at any girl, no matter how hot she
fear that she will take me to a hotel, drug me, then take my kidneys
me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.
I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl
about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times. (Poor girl! she's been
My free Nokia phone never arrived and neither did the free passes for a
vacation to Disneyland.
Made some Hundred wishes before forwarding those Dalai Lama, Ganesh
Tirupathi Balaji pics etc..
Now most of those "Wishes" are already married (to someone else)!
You can add your own notes based on your similar experience and send
If ORKUT deletes my account, it doesn't matter BUT PLEASE DON'T SEND me
deleting accounts: Due to sudden rush..." Otherwise I'll delete my
If you do not send this e-mail to at least 913760 people in the next 10
a bird will shit on your head today at 6:30 p.m.
Give me a break!!
"The World Is Filled WIth Foolish Ppl And Some Think They Got Talent