A silly tourist asked a boat
guy: "do you know Biology, Psychology, Geography,
The boat guy said: "NO to all the questions".
The tourist then said: "What the hell you know on the face of this
earth ? You will die of illiteracy !!
After a while, the boat started sinking, so the
boatman asked the tourist: "Do you know Swimology and Escapology from
The tourist said: NO !!
The boat guy replied: "Well you will Drownology and Crocodilogy will
eat your Bodiology and you will Dieology
because of your Badmouthology"