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[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The man responded, "I guess I'll go to driving school and get my license."[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]At that moment, his wife, who was seated next to him, chimed in, "Officer, don't listen to him. He's a smart aleck when he's drunk."[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]This woke up the guy in the back seat, who, when he saw the cop, blurted out, "I knew we wouldn't get far in this stolen car."[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk, and a voice asked, "Are we over the border yet?"[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]A police officer pulled over a driver and informed him that because he was wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 in a safety competitition.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"What are you going to do with the money?" the officer asked.[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The man responded, "I guess I'll go to driving school and get my license."[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]At that moment, his wife, who was seated next to him, chimed in, "Officer, don't listen to him. He's a smart aleck when he's drunk."[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]This woke up the guy in the back seat, who, when he saw the cop, blurted out, "I knew we wouldn't get far in this stolen car."[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk, and a voice asked, "Are we over the border yet?"[/FONT]
