A golfer stood over his tee shot for what seemed like an eternity. Looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring just the right wind direction and speed. Driving his partner absolutely nuts.
Finally, his exasperated partner say, "Why are you taking so long? Just hit the blasted Ball!!!"
The guy answers, "Look, my wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse. I want to make this a perfect shot."
"Ah, forget it man, you're never gonna hit her from here..."