American and Indian !

American and Indian are sitting next to each other on a long flight. :jahaj

American says

"Let's play a game. :y

I will ask you a question.

If you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5

and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500."

American asks the first question

What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon? :hang

Indian doesn't say a word, reaches his pocket and pulls out a $5

Now, it's Indian turn ;)

He asks American

"What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes down on 4 legs ?"

American searches the net and asks all his smart friends.

After an hour, he gives Indian $500

American going nuts and asks

"Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four ?"

Indian reaches his pocket and gives American $5 ! :p

Moral : Indian Rocks :so
Gori chamdi shocks :o
:p
 
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DesiBoySingh

DesiBoySingh
heard a same one with blonds.

There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.

The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"

Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"

Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00

The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"

Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.
 
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