akashvaani

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~*rajasthani kudi~*
Santa train chadne laga to akashvani hui: Yeh train patri se utar jaegi. Voh chada hi nahi.


Santa plain pe chadne laga to akashvani hui: Yeh crash ho jaega. Voh fir vapis aa gaya.


Santa bus pe baithne laga to avaz aai: Is ka accident ho jaega.


Santa: Tusi kon ho Ji?
Avaz aai: Bhagwan.
Funny Santa: Jab mein ghori chadan laga si, ta tusi kidhar si ji?
 
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