Admi to doc

Aadmi - Dr. saab......pet mein bahot dard ho raha hai.

Doctor - loose motions hai ?

Aadmi - pata nahi ji

Doctor - constipation hai ?

Aadmi - pata nahi ji

Doctor (frustrate hoke): arre tatti kaisi aa rahi hai ?

Aadmi -

Kabhi moong dal jaisi

Kabhi kadi pakode jaisi

Kabhi besan ke gatte