A man walks into a bank, and after waiting for 20
A man walks into a bank and after waiting for 20 minutes in line, he goes straight to a customer service rep. and says: "Hey lady, I got this check here for deposit an I´ll be goddamned if I am going to wait my ass on line anymore."
"Please" says the woman behind the counter. "I won´t have that kind of language in ths bank."
"Well, excuse me, but this f**kin´ check ain´t drawing any goddamned interest with you yappin´ away about my language."
"Sir, I do not have to take this abuse" she says.
"Well then let´s get the f**kin´ manager, okay? I mean what kind of shit is this I have to take from you?"
The manager summoned and says: "What seems to be the problem?"
The woman says: "This man is using vulgar language an I won´t stand for it."
The customer says: "Hey, all I´m trying to do in this goddamned bank, for Christ´s sake, is deposit this f**kin´ check for 15 million dollars."
The manager looks at the check and then at the man and says: "And this f**kin´ b*tch won´t help you?"