2. Jokes 25 april 1o

Santa: kaam waali shanti ko bulao !
Wife : kyu?
Santa : Doctor ne kaha hai, raat mein dawa khane ka baad shanti k sath so jana.


Santa: mere bhai ka koi baal bhi baka nhi kar sakta
Banta: kya wo itna bahadur hai?
Santa: nahi yaar wo ganja hai...


Santa : agar me bus pe chadu ya bus mujh pe chade,
dono me kya fark hai?
Banta : koi farak nai,
Dono bar ticket teri hi kategi...


Makaan malik - Makaan ka kiraaya 500rs hoga
Santa- lekin aapke makaan me chuhe naach rhe hain.
Malik - to 500 rs me kya Katrina naachegi?


Boy 2 God - mere ghar se USA tak road banao
God - mushkil hai, or koi kaam btao
Boy - aisi GF do, jo ere siva kisi ladke ko naa chahe.
God - Road kab bnani shuru karni hai?


Police - during high alert.
santa ka ghar aayi talashi lene...
"khabar hai k aapke ghar me visfotak samagari hai..."
Santa - sir, oh taan pekke gyi hoyi aaa

really good. I like last best. Funny.

shanti k sath


God wala v sae siga

funny si sare hi