100 quarts of milk
This milkman sees a note on the door of one of his blonde customers. The note asks for 100 quarts of milk. Thinking this a mistake, the milkman rings her doorbell and asks about the 100 quarts.
She says, "Yes, I need 100 quarts. On the talk show I saw last night they said milk baths are good for the skin."
The milkman asks, "Do you want it PASTURIZED?".
She answers, "No...up to my shoulders will be sufficient!"