Arj kiya hai

Arz kiya he........
Gaur Farmaiyega...

Jab dekha unhone tirchi nazar se,

Kasam khuda ki madhosh ho gaye hum,

Par jab pata chala
nazar parmanant tirchi hai,

To wahi khade-khade behosh ho gaye hum.

Ek aur......

Ankho main nami thi,

Aur vitamin ki kami thi..
Wah Wah,

Jis se raat bhar chatting ki

woh girl friend ki mummy thi..

Ek aur....

Koi pathar se na maare
mere dewaane ko.

Nuclear power ka jamaana hai,

bomb se udaa do saale ko.

Bus last.....

Tajmahal kya cheez hai,

isse badi imarat banaunga,

Mumtaz to marke dafan hui thi,

tujhe to mein zinda dafnaunga.

Bus iske baad khtam.....

Hasi ke liye gam kurban,

khushi ke liye aansoo kurban,

dost ke liye jan bhi kurban,
Aurr
agar dost ki girlfreind mil jaye
to...
saala dost bhi kurban...

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