joke on sardar ???? huh

<!--StartFragment -->This message was forwarded to me by a friend. An excellent response by a true Sardaar:

"Hello friendz!!

Well, jayant , my friend, told me the following incident which i wish to share with you. It has had a deep impact on my thinking.

In the diwali vacation, Jayant and his couple of friends had gone to delhi .They rented a taxi for local sight-seeing.The driver was a old sardar, and boys being boys, Jayant and his pals began cracking sardarji
jokes, just to insinuate the old man.

But to their surprise, the fellow remained unperturbed.
At the end of the sight-seeing, they paid up the hire-charges. The sardar returned the change.

Moreover, he gave each one of them one rupee extra and said,( in Hindi , of course) ,''son, since morning you have been telling sardarji jokes. I listened to them all and let me tell you, some of them were in a very bad taste.

Still, I don't mind coz I know that you are young blood and are yet to see the world. But I have just one request. Here I am giving you one rupee each. Give it to the first sardar beggar that you come across in this city."

Jayant continued," That one rupee coin is still with me. I couldn't find a single sardar begging on the streets of Delhi ."

Friends, the fact of matter is that sikhs are one of the most prosperous and diversified communities in the world. The secret behind their universal success,
according to me , is their willingness to do any job with utmost dedication.
A sardar will drive a truck or set up a roadside garage or a dhaba, but he will never beg on the streets.


<!--StartFragment --> Please think abt it and let me know your reactions.

Thanks
Sukhbir


 

MAVERICK

Member
Sahi gall aa veere...
pehlan Sardars, Parsis, Gujjus, Blondes enha te maximum jokes bande si coz these people nvr mind...but now people have started crossing limits...

People say
"Chand pe thukne se chand ganda nahin hota"

But then they dont understand

"Jab pata hai ke thuk hi nahin sakte, toh why try"

Baaki janta ne hatna te hai ni...ehna nu hatauna paina
"Laaton ke bhoot baaton se nahin mante"
 
saareyan diyan gallan bilkul sahi ne
te main v ik likh ei dinna hun

22 g hamesha oss drakhat nu vattey painde ne jihdey te fal hove te bina fal aale drakhat nu koi ni puchda

SUKHBIR


 

Johal

ChArDi KaLaN
Sardarji JOKE ....


Read all of them..
Think before you crack a joke on the community
who had been guarding your country, women & pride since centuries.
You are right ,they are dumbest of all the human
beings , because their culture is agriculture , they
are basically like farmers, they still love thier land
and people even after all the humilation you spread in
your jokes.
Some facts :
1) Looters (Md ghuri, Md Gaznavi, Arabs, Moughals)
used to loot india and go back with Riches, Salves and
Women.As the only route back used to be Punjab. Sikhs
in punjab used to rescue the Slaves + Women and
restore back the Loot amount to them .This was done in
a Gorrila-warfare as Sikhs have always been lesser in
number .Hence was done at 12:00 midnight .Do you want
to crack a joke on this 12:00 AM joke? If sikhs were
not there i might have been born in a brothel in some
arab country and end my life and coming generations
serving the Sheikhs desires.
2) Sikhs (1.6 percent of the population of India) had
comprised 77.5 percent of those killed, exiled or
sentenced to life imprisonment during the struggle for
independence. So who contributed the maximum for your
independence. Just Go and check the names on India
Gate and the Prisons in Andema&Nicobar. You will find
that 90% names end in Singh . Check the Records and
find that about 77% those who laid thier lives are
Sikhs of Punjab.
3) Current situation - the Sikh population is
decreasing in India due to continus efforts of the
Indian govt to ruin Punjab .(know more in online Sikh
forums/websites). Jokes by us are de-moralising Sikhs.
Do you think Sikhs will safe-guard India's interests
today after your day to day humilation ? They are
migrating away from India as others have recognised
their worth.. you should be happy that these few sikhs
have not left you even after continous humilations
,tortures, killings. Clarify your myths about the
Punjab terrorism online , dont belive in Rumors..
4) Since centuries Gurudwaras are giving free food &
shelter to everyone ( EVERYONE -all
religions,communities,castes etc) unlike the other
religions who take money for even prasaad. Who
discriminate in Hospitals or educational institutes in
the name of religion. Where does all the money come
from ? Sikhs are bound to give 1/10th of their
earnings for social cause to gurduwara.. DO YOU HAVE A
SINGLE EXAMPLE OF ANY OTHER RELIGION TO MATCH THIS.
5) Since childhood - Sikhs learn the basics of
tolerance and bravery - to sustain your abuses and
fight/help for the weaker sections of the society (not
neccesarily sikhs)
The British rulers negotiated the transfer of power to
Indians with three distinct communities, viz, Hindus,
Muslims and Sikhs. Among them only the Sikhs agitated
against the partition of the sub-continent. When the
Hindus, led by Mahatma Gandhi and Jawahar Lal Nehru,
failed to win the confidence of the Muslim League, led
by Jinnah, and agreed to the creation of the
sovereign, independent Muslim state of Pakistan, the
Sikhs first vehemently opposed the partition of the
sub-continent. Failing that, however, the Sikhs
successfully fought to achieve the bifurcation of the
Punjab. Consequently, to appease the Sikh sentiment,
nearly one-half of Punjab came to India thereby
providing her access to the state of Jammu and
Kashmir. As a sequel, the Bengal Province, where there
was no agitation for its division, was also
partitioned into East and West Bengal. This was yet
another major geo-political gain for India. The Sikh
nation had the option to opt for complete independence
or to join either Pakistan or India. The British were
prepared to have regional constitutional arrangements
that would safe-guard Sikh interests. Mr. Jinnah, the
President of the Muslim League, had offered the Sikhs
a permanent sovereignty in a large part of the Punjab,
from the River Ravi to Panipat, with weighlage in
representation in parliamentary institutions and other
organs of the state including defense forces. The
Sikhs spurned such offers of partnership in a Muslim
majority Punjab and instead chose to cast their lot
with India notwithstanding the fact that nearly half
of the Sikh population would be uprooted from the
fertile canal colonies and other prosperous areas of
West Punjab. The Sikh nation acted thus trusting the
solemn commitments by the Hindus.
Gandhi and the leadership of the Indian National
Congress assured that the interest of the Sikhs, as a
collective entity, would be safeguarded by giving them
an autonomous region in the North (meaning the Punjabi
speaking areas of East Punjab) and guaranteeing that
the soon to be adopted constitution of the Indian
state would not be passed without the full
satisfaction of the Sikh nation. After independence,
however, neither these nor other promises were
honored. Despite the fact that the Sikhs (1.6 percent
of the population of India) had comprised 77.5 percent
of those killed, exiled or sentenced to life
imprisonment during the struggle for independence, the
Sikh nation was grievously betrayed. Far from giving
the Sikhs special position as a nationality, the
government of India has reduced the Sikh homeland to
colonial status. The constitution promulgated in 1950
was so inimical to the interest of the Sikhs that its
leadership refused to sign the document in protest.
Ever since Independence, successive Indian governments
have devised and pursued persistent policies which
have reduced the Sikh nation to a status of dependency
and subjection far worse than that experienced under
the British colonial rule. By enacting draconian laws,
the likes of which no civilized country has on its
statute, the Sikhs are being deprived of their basic
rights of life, liberty and property. They are denied
the right of equality before law, freedom of religion,
association and _ex-pression, and for the last four
years, even the right to vote and elect a
representative state government of Punjab which has
become, in effect, a sub-state under the present
dispensation.
They have been fighting against terrorism by non-sikhs
in J&K , East India, South India. Why dont you label
terrorists to all the people, who follow the same
religion as of rebels in south and east india ? Why
dont you label all your freedom fighters as terrorists
? The punjab revolt wasnt for seperate land, they
wanted what was promised to them. Clear your myths
given by that govt..
1) Looters (Md ghuri, Md Gaznavi, Arabs, Moughals)
used to loot india and go back with Riches, Salves and
Women.As the only route back used to be Punjab. Sikhs
in punjab used to rescue the Slaves + Women and
restore back the Loot amount to them .This was done in
a Gorrila-warfare as Sikhs have always been lesser in
number .Hence was done at 12:00 midnight .Do you want
to crack a joke on this 12:00 AM joke? If sikhs were
not there i might have been born in a brothel in some
arab country and end my life and coming generations
serving the Sheikhs desires.
2) Sikhs (1.6 percent of the population of India) had
comprised 77.5 percent of those killed, exiled or
sentenced to life imprisonment during the struggle for
independence. So who contributed the maximum for your
independence. Just Go and check the names on India
Gate and the Prisons in Andema&Nicobar. You will find
that 90% names end in Singh . Check the Records and
find that about 77% those who laid thier lives are
Sikhs of Punjab.
3) Current situation - the Sikh population is
decreasing in India due to continus efforts of the
Indian govt to ruin Punjab .(know more in online Sikh
forums/websites). Jokes by us are de-moralising Sikhs.
Do you think Sikhs will safe-guard India's interests
today after your day to day humilation ? They are
migrating away from India as others have recognised
their worth.. you should be happy that these few sikhs
have not left you even after continous humilations
,tortures, killings. Clarify your myths about the
Punjab terrorism online , dont belive in Rumors..
4) Since centuries Gurudwaras are giving free food &
shelter to everyone ( EVERYONE -all
religions,communities,castes etc) unlike the other
religions who take money for even prasaad. Who
discriminate in Hospitals or educational institutes in
the name of religion. Where does all the money come
from ? Sikhs are bound to give 1/10th of their
earnings for social cause to gurduwara.. DO YOU HAVE A
SINGLE EXAMPLE OF ANY OTHER RELIGION TO MATCH THIS.



?????
what still thinkin .............
????????
I AM PROUD TO BE A SARDAR
 

~dejavu~

b@ck in bu$ine$$
me being from delhi thats pretty much true and i'v seen people changing there too...its not cool to say sardaar jokes and all in friends these days
my friends changed drastically somehow after getting mature, i rarely see anyone crackin jokes on sardar ji's there now, i'v seen more and more people turning to gurudwara sahib, doing seva, takin part in nagar kirtans
even muslims to my surprize, they go to sees ganj sahib as it is in old delhi...i know a trader who goes to gurudwara sahib in morning before opening his shop and on the way back he make sure he visit there before the reaches home and he is muslim...whole family goes there on sunday...

its not right to play jokes on any community but these are age old fun themes like cracking bar jokes, blonde jokes and all...ofcoz the intend is of matter here and one is cracking a joke to disrepect rather than having fun on something....

remember there is a difference between having fun and making fun :)
 

grewalsandy

Jatt Jalandhary
Sardarji JOKE ....


Read all of them..
Think before you crack a joke on the community
who had been guarding your country, women & pride since centuries.
You are right ,they are dumbest of all the human
beings , because their culture is agriculture , they
are basically like farmers, they still love thier land
and people even after all the humilation you spread in
your jokes.
Some facts :
1) Looters (Md ghuri, Md Gaznavi, Arabs, Moughals)
used to loot india and go back with Riches, Salves and
Women.As the only route back used to be Punjab. Sikhs
in punjab used to rescue the Slaves + Women and
restore back the Loot amount to them .This was done in
a Gorrila-warfare as Sikhs have always been lesser in
number .Hence was done at 12:00 midnight .Do you want
to crack a joke on this 12:00 AM joke? If sikhs were
not there i might have been born in a brothel in some
arab country and end my life and coming generations
serving the Sheikhs desires.
2) Sikhs (1.6 percent of the population of India) had
comprised 77.5 percent of those killed, exiled or
sentenced to life imprisonment during the struggle for
independence. So who contributed the maximum for your
independence. Just Go and check the names on India
Gate and the Prisons in Andema&Nicobar. You will find
that 90% names end in Singh . Check the Records and
find that about 77% those who laid thier lives are
Sikhs of Punjab.
3) Current situation - the Sikh population is
decreasing in India due to continus efforts of the
Indian govt to ruin Punjab .(know more in online Sikh
forums/websites). Jokes by us are de-moralising Sikhs.
Do you think Sikhs will safe-guard India's interests
today after your day to day humilation ? They are
migrating away from India as others have recognised
their worth.. you should be happy that these few sikhs
have not left you even after continous humilations
,tortures, killings. Clarify your myths about the
Punjab terrorism online , dont belive in Rumors..
4) Since centuries Gurudwaras are giving free food &
shelter to everyone ( EVERYONE -all
religions,communities,castes etc) unlike the other
religions who take money for even prasaad. Who
discriminate in Hospitals or educational institutes in
the name of religion. Where does all the money come
from ? Sikhs are bound to give 1/10th of their
earnings for social cause to gurduwara.. DO YOU HAVE A
SINGLE EXAMPLE OF ANY OTHER RELIGION TO MATCH THIS.
5) Since childhood - Sikhs learn the basics of
tolerance and bravery - to sustain your abuses and
fight/help for the weaker sections of the society (not
neccesarily sikhs)
The British rulers negotiated the transfer of power to
Indians with three distinct communities, viz, Hindus,
Muslims and Sikhs. Among them only the Sikhs agitated
against the partition of the sub-continent. When the
Hindus, led by Mahatma Gandhi and Jawahar Lal Nehru,
failed to win the confidence of the Muslim League, led
by Jinnah, and agreed to the creation of the
sovereign, independent Muslim state of Pakistan, the
Sikhs first vehemently opposed the partition of the
sub-continent. Failing that, however, the Sikhs
successfully fought to achieve the bifurcation of the
Punjab. Consequently, to appease the Sikh sentiment,
nearly one-half of Punjab came to India thereby
providing her access to the state of Jammu and
Kashmir. As a sequel, the Bengal Province, where there
was no agitation for its division, was also
partitioned into East and West Bengal. This was yet
another major geo-political gain for India. The Sikh
nation had the option to opt for complete independence
or to join either Pakistan or India. The British were
prepared to have regional constitutional arrangements
that would safe-guard Sikh interests. Mr. Jinnah, the
President of the Muslim League, had offered the Sikhs
a permanent sovereignty in a large part of the Punjab,
from the River Ravi to Panipat, with weighlage in
representation in parliamentary institutions and other
organs of the state including defense forces. The
Sikhs spurned such offers of partnership in a Muslim
majority Punjab and instead chose to cast their lot
with India notwithstanding the fact that nearly half
of the Sikh population would be uprooted from the
fertile canal colonies and other prosperous areas of
West Punjab. The Sikh nation acted thus trusting the
solemn commitments by the Hindus.
Gandhi and the leadership of the Indian National
Congress assured that the interest of the Sikhs, as a
collective entity, would be safeguarded by giving them
an autonomous region in the North (meaning the Punjabi
speaking areas of East Punjab) and guaranteeing that
the soon to be adopted constitution of the Indian
state would not be passed without the full
satisfaction of the Sikh nation. After independence,
however, neither these nor other promises were
honored. Despite the fact that the Sikhs (1.6 percent
of the population of India) had comprised 77.5 percent
of those killed, exiled or sentenced to life
imprisonment during the struggle for independence, the
Sikh nation was grievously betrayed. Far from giving
the Sikhs special position as a nationality, the
government of India has reduced the Sikh homeland to
colonial status. The constitution promulgated in 1950
was so inimical to the interest of the Sikhs that its
leadership refused to sign the document in protest.
Ever since Independence, successive Indian governments
have devised and pursued persistent policies which
have reduced the Sikh nation to a status of dependency
and subjection far worse than that experienced under
the British colonial rule. By enacting draconian laws,
the likes of which no civilized country has on its
statute, the Sikhs are being deprived of their basic
rights of life, liberty and property. They are denied
the right of equality before law, freedom of religion,
association and _ex-pression, and for the last four
years, even the right to vote and elect a
representative state government of Punjab which has
become, in effect, a sub-state under the present
dispensation.
They have been fighting against terrorism by non-sikhs
in J&K , East India, South India. Why dont you label
terrorists to all the people, who follow the same
religion as of rebels in south and east india ? Why
dont you label all your freedom fighters as terrorists
? The punjab revolt wasnt for seperate land, they
wanted what was promised to them. Clear your myths
given by that govt..
1) Looters (Md ghuri, Md Gaznavi, Arabs, Moughals)
used to loot india and go back with Riches, Salves and
Women.As the only route back used to be Punjab. Sikhs
in punjab used to rescue the Slaves + Women and
restore back the Loot amount to them .This was done in
a Gorrila-warfare as Sikhs have always been lesser in
number .Hence was done at 12:00 midnight .Do you want
to crack a joke on this 12:00 AM joke? If sikhs were
not there i might have been born in a brothel in some
arab country and end my life and coming generations
serving the Sheikhs desires.
2) Sikhs (1.6 percent of the population of India) had
comprised 77.5 percent of those killed, exiled or
sentenced to life imprisonment during the struggle for
independence. So who contributed the maximum for your
independence. Just Go and check the names on India
Gate and the Prisons in Andema&Nicobar. You will find
that 90% names end in Singh . Check the Records and
find that about 77% those who laid thier lives are
Sikhs of Punjab.
3) Current situation - the Sikh population is
decreasing in India due to continus efforts of the
Indian govt to ruin Punjab .(know more in online Sikh
forums/websites). Jokes by us are de-moralising Sikhs.
Do you think Sikhs will safe-guard India's interests
today after your day to day humilation ? They are
migrating away from India as others have recognised
their worth.. you should be happy that these few sikhs
have not left you even after continous humilations
,tortures, killings. Clarify your myths about the
Punjab terrorism online , dont belive in Rumors..
4) Since centuries Gurudwaras are giving free food &
shelter to everyone ( EVERYONE -all
religions,communities,castes etc) unlike the other
religions who take money for even prasaad. Who
discriminate in Hospitals or educational institutes in
the name of religion. Where does all the money come
from ? Sikhs are bound to give 1/10th of their
earnings for social cause to gurduwara.. DO YOU HAVE A
SINGLE EXAMPLE OF ANY OTHER RELIGION TO MATCH THIS.



?????
what still thinkin .............
????????
I AM PROUD TO BE A SARDAR


Bhaji akhan kholan wali post hai. Thnx 4 sharing:pbbol :y
 
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