Cool Definitions
:Father: A banker provided by
nature.
:Boss: Someone who is early
when you are late and late when
you are early.
:Smile: A curve that can set a lot of
things straight.
:Rumour: News that travels at the
speed of sound.
:Dictionary: The only place where
divorce comes before marriage.
:College: A place where some
pursue learning and others learn
pursuing.
:Office: A place where you can
relax after your strenuous
homelife.
:Yawn: The only time some
married men ever get to open
their mouth.
:Etc.: A sign to make others believe
that you know more than you
actually do.
:Committee: Individuals who can
do nothing individually and sit to
decide that nothing can be done
together.
:Classic: A book which people
praise, but do not read.
:Marriage: It is an agreement in
which a man loses his bachelors
degree and woman gains her
master's.
:Worry: Interest paid on trouble
before it falls due.
:Experience: The name men give
to their mistakes.
:Tears: The hydraulic force by
which masculine power is
defeated by feminine power.
:Atom Bomb: An invention to end
all inventions.
:Philosopher: A fool who torments
himself during life, to be spoken
off when dead.
:Diplomat: A person who tells you
to go to hell in such a way that
you actually look forward to the
trip.
:Optimist: A person who starts
taking bath if he accidentally falls
into a river.
:Pessimist: A person who says
that O is the last letter in ZERO,
instead of the first letter in the
word OPPORTUNITY
:Miser: A person who lives poor so
that he can die rich.
:Criminal: A guy no different from
the rest of us .... except that he got
caught.
:Politician: One who shakes your
hand before elections and shakes
your confidence after.
:Doctor: A person who kills your
ills by pills, and kills you with his
bills
:Father: A banker provided by
nature.
:Boss: Someone who is early
when you are late and late when
you are early.
:Smile: A curve that can set a lot of
things straight.
:Rumour: News that travels at the
speed of sound.
:Dictionary: The only place where
divorce comes before marriage.
:College: A place where some
pursue learning and others learn
pursuing.
:Office: A place where you can
relax after your strenuous
homelife.
:Yawn: The only time some
married men ever get to open
their mouth.
:Etc.: A sign to make others believe
that you know more than you
actually do.
:Committee: Individuals who can
do nothing individually and sit to
decide that nothing can be done
together.
:Classic: A book which people
praise, but do not read.
:Marriage: It is an agreement in
which a man loses his bachelors
degree and woman gains her
master's.
:Worry: Interest paid on trouble
before it falls due.
:Experience: The name men give
to their mistakes.
:Tears: The hydraulic force by
which masculine power is
defeated by feminine power.
:Atom Bomb: An invention to end
all inventions.
:Philosopher: A fool who torments
himself during life, to be spoken
off when dead.
:Diplomat: A person who tells you
to go to hell in such a way that
you actually look forward to the
trip.
:Optimist: A person who starts
taking bath if he accidentally falls
into a river.
:Pessimist: A person who says
that O is the last letter in ZERO,
instead of the first letter in the
word OPPORTUNITY
:Miser: A person who lives poor so
that he can die rich.
:Criminal: A guy no different from
the rest of us .... except that he got
caught.
:Politician: One who shakes your
hand before elections and shakes
your confidence after.
:Doctor: A person who kills your
ills by pills, and kills you with his
bills
